foxnewsofficial:

walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password” 

10880-malibu-point-california:

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

no one should ever let us outside

(Source: hungarian)

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."

(via another-troubled-soul)

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe